Thursday, January 30, 2014

The duck survived

"I survived being ridden by LeAnn Rimes..." 

Days after the troubled country crooner straddled it, the duck lived to tell the tale...

Trista Sutter shows off her dirty feet!

The first Bachelorette took to twitter to show what her feet looked like after a day of tooling around Las Vegas in flip flops, and it wasn't pretty!

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Monday, January 27, 2014

Most. Hideous. Wedding Cake. EVER

Sean Lowe and his bride Catherine Giudici hit a new "low" with this cake. It makes the 'fornication' cake LeAnn Rimes gifted her hubby Eddie with for his 39th birthday look like a prize winning confection. 

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Brooke Burke tries to pass off STAGED photos with Startraks as candid paparazzi pics

Liar liar short shorts on fire! 
Brooke Burke-Charvet tried to tell People magazine that her staged pumping gas photos with Michael Simon of Startraks, "could have been really bad." 
Meaning, supposedly caught off guard, after a grueling work out, but luckily, because the photos were STAGED all went well, whew! 
If Michael Simon's name sounds familiar, it should, he's the one who does 'happy family' pics with Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Meet Chantel Jeffries the NEW and improved Kim K!

Justin Bieber was arrested for DUI and reckless driving in Miami in the wee hours of January 23, and at his side was this lovely 21-year old model named Chantel Jeffries
Get lost Kim Kardashian, the world has a new 2.0 version...

Monday, January 20, 2014

Justin Trawick busts a gut

Justin Trawick (Britney Spears' ex-fiance) got called out by TMZ for packing on the lbs just like KFed did after their break up as well. But, fear not, Justin's hitting the gym first thing tomorrow, so he says...

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Tori Spelling back to doing staged 'happy family' pics with Startraks

These photos were taken in the backyard of Tori Spelling's rental home. Startraks photographers were welcomed in to promote her 'happy family' brand despite her life being in turmoil. 
One problem Tori, where's Dean??

Monday, January 6, 2014

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Simon Cowell should keep his shirt ON

Moobs Cowell 

Tori Spelling is dyeing 5-year old daughter Stella's hair

We here at Exposarazzi couldn't help but notice that 5-year old Stella McDermott's hair went from light blonde to brown in a short time. 
Here's a photo Tori tweeted in early December 2013--

And here's one taken on January 1, 2014--

We're not sure how we feel about this, except to say, Tori has taken her love of DIY (do it yourself) to a new level...

Kaley Cuoco & Ryan Sweeting: Countdown to divorce in three, two, one...

Professional tennis player Ryan Sweeting--let us stop there. 
You've never heard of him before he started dating Kaley Cuoco, right? But he IS ranked #677 for singles players in the world, that status should have him raking in millions of $--NOT. 
When paparazzi shot photos of a brand new BMW being dropped off at Kaley's home, they assumed she had purchased the pricey ride for Ryan, and they were right of course. 
But Ryan, who had no idea hooking up with the Big Bang Theory actress would come with the added aggravation of photographers following them everywhere 24/7 took to his twitter to counter their photo caption: 

This idiot is lucky if he can get a job as a 'pro' at a country club, that is if they are into hiring someone who has a DUI and drug arrest in their past. 

Now to Kaley, she did buy that car, he lives in her home, has no job, no endorsements, he's a loser and she's going to file for divorce in the next 18-months. 
Look how thrilled Ryan is to be sitting next to his wife with FLOOR seats of the Lakers game on January 3? Right, like we said...
Guess what Ryan, those same annoying "idiot" photographers will catch you cheating as well, just a heads up! 

Friday, January 3, 2014

Sometimes you forget how ginormous Kim Kardashian's butt is...

Here's a reminder 

Awwww...Kaley Cuoco at age 6 at one of her first tennis tournaments

And later, she married a tennis player! So what if hubby Ryan Sweeting has a singles ranking of 677 in the world...

Lifestyles of the rich and famous: Cindy Crawford and family enjoy their Malibu estate

At first we thought this Father's Day instagram photo posted by Presley Gerber was some exotic vacation locale, no, it's their Malibu home! 
Ah, to be filthy, skinking RICH!!

Ireland Baldwin posts proof of her underage drinking

Are we supposed to think the 18-year old daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger is cool??

Attention People magazine: You're full of sh*t!

People magazine has their version of the Tori Spelling/Dean McDermott cheating scandal. 
You see, they spend so much time working apart, Tori 'was worried' Dean may stray. 
In reality, not People magazine's fake spin, Dean cheated because it was the first time he was away from Tori in YEARS! 
He finally got a J-O-B hosting Chopped (the Canadian version) and he got away from the old ball and chain. 
Prior to that, Tori and Dean spent 3 months together in Orillia, Ontario, filming their HGTV reality show, "Tori & Dean: Cabin Fever." 
Prior to that they filmed their Oxygen reality show together, for the last 6 out of their 7 years of marriage. 
People says, "Tori is really loyal friend, she'll stick by Dean" we're paraphrasing of course, but you get the drift. 
A 'loyal friend?' She cheated on her first husband Charlie Shanian, kicked pals Shannen Doherty and Tiffani Amber Theissen to the curb without so much as a 'boo.' 
And don't get us started on her problematic and 'unfriendly' relationship with her own mother Candy Spelling!
People mag, you and your writers, reporters, editors and experts can--TAKE A HIKE! 

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Kendra Wilkinson's Holiday Photo FLUB!

The entire media missed this-- all those people paid big bucks to sit at desks and study photos, and it just makes us laugh and laugh here at Exposarazzi. 
They wrote about this photo, but never really looked at it, just copied whatever their competitors did, verbatim. 

Notice anything abnormal about Kendra Wilkinson's family Christmas photo? 
We did. 
Let's see, Little Hank, 4, is in his Spider Man pajamas, hubby Hank is in his long Johns, but what's that Kendra is wearing? A 2-piece flannel sleepwear set with a PRICE TAG dangling from the left wrist! 
Either Kendra was in such a rush to throw on the outfit for the photo op she forgot, or her intention is to return the garment afterwards and get her money back. 
Either way, I'm sure if she knew she would really "LOL." 

Uh, you've got the wrong Emily Goodhand! "I'm no home wrecker!"

Woe is you if someone involved in a scandal shares your same exact name.
Such is the case with an Emily Goodhand in the UK who was deluged with hate tweets after her comely Canadian namesake sold her story to Us Weekly.
You know the sordid details already, it involves a one night stand with Dean McDermott, aka Mr Tori Spelling on December 6, 2013.
The UK Emily Goodhand took the time to answer back her 'haters,' we have no idea what the naughty Emily Goodhand is up to though!

Look who's hitting the diet pills HARD

LeAnn Rimes photo from November 2, 2013: 

LeAnn Rimes photo from December 30, 2013: 

Wow, for someone who is 6 months pregnant, Jennifer Aniston is barely showing!

In September 2013, Us Weekly promised us that Jennifer Aniston was pregnant. If she is, she deserves an award for 'best hidden baby bump!' 
Bathing beauty Jen and her fiance went to Cabo for the Christmas/NY holidays...

Dean McStud-muffin!

Someone (besides wife Tori Spelling) wanted to have sex with this...

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