Thursday, March 20, 2014

Staged photo queens Tori Spelling and Brooke Burke go head to head...

Who wore it best? 
Taken inside their respective homes, on the same day by the same photographer: 

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Little Couple's Christmas Card pic!

Jen Arnold just released this photo:

Brooke Burke fired from DWTS, hired by Cheerios!

Anything to make a quick buck, eh Brooke?
Staged pics with Startraks of her casual shopping trip to pick up honey nut Cheerios. 
We like how she's studying the label. 
Newsflash: nothing nutritious in there Brooke. 
Good grief.

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Contest: Spot the differences!

Oh, there is none...sorry

Tori Spelling vs the paparazzi

I feel for her, but the truth is, you invite paparazzi into your home to take pics of your kids. 
This guy may be the first to get prosecuted in anti paparazzi law...

Monday, March 10, 2014

That was week after joining #NoKidsPolicy campaign, Just Jared posts underage girl in bikini top

Creepy to the 10th degree. 
Maybe 13-year olds in bikini tops get big web traffic? 
What say you Jared Eng

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Slater Trout dumps Ireland Baldwin, readies himself for a cougar

It's only been a few weeks since 19-year old stand up paddle boarder Slater Trout dumped Ireland Baldwin, but check out his latest hobby, yoga with older, richer women...
From his twitter:

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Oh great, now Bruce Jenner is influencing Kanye West...

The Little Couple clobbers the competition on its season premiere

TLC's the Little Couple received almost 4 million viewers on its March 4th season premiere. 
Dr Jen Arnold and her husband Bill Klein traveled with son Will to India to pick up daughter Zoey, 2.
It was a very dramatic episode, but check out how 3-year old Will handled the stress back on that adoption day: 

The moment when children become public figures

Meet the Gucci kids: twins Max & Emme Muniz
Your mother JLo just made you an involuntary public figure, congrats! 

Got Kids? 
Rebecca Romijn made sure her twins Dolly & Charlie O'Connell were instant public figures with this paid 'Got Milk?' ad: 

And here is Dannielynn Birkhead as a Guess model, just like her deceased mother Anna Nicole Smith. We 'guess' dad Larry Birkhead couldn't wait to get his daughter into the same industry that was her mother's demise. 

Can you guess who this handsome young fella is? 
Why it's a 10-year old Romeo Beckham in a Burberry kids ad campaign. You know his famous parents as David and Victoria Beckham. 

And of course, here's the star of We network's Kendra On Top reality show: Little Hank Baskett! 
In this episode, 3-year old Little Hank tries his hand at the modeling biz...

Access Hollywood: Paps vs Celebs, who won the debate?

Access Hollywood set up a forum where celebrities and paparazzi could have a discussion about the #NoKidsPolicy that Dax Shepard and wife Kristen Bell helped spearhead.
The best Access Hollywood could come up with to represent the photo agency side was the ginger haired Steve Ginsburg of GSI.
The supremely inarticulate and totally out of his league Mr Ginsburg actually agreed with every point the celeb couple made, his only suggestion was that they do 'set ups' with his agency (he'd cut the new parents in on the $) and that would get rid of the photogs. 
Didn't you actually have time to prepare for this on camera chat fest? 
We're guessing Mr Ginsburg never graduated from college and didn't understand the concept of 'open debate.' 
It was actually a one sided slaughter (edited into 3 excruciating episodes) that ended with the celebrities 'WINNING.'
Not because they were right, but because their opponent was inept, weak, and unable to think on his size 18 triple wide feet. 
It's too bad AH didn't find someone like Frank Griffin of the Bauer Griffin Agency, who would have sent a flaming skewer through the situation.

 It's funny that F-listers like Shepard and Bell could make so much headway as 'celeb parents.'

"Jump!" Is all we can say to you Steve...

Friday, March 7, 2014

Hilaria "look at me" Baldwin hates paparazzi

This woman is getting on our last nerve...poor dogs! 

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Monday, March 3, 2014

Like looking into a crystal ball

Tweet of the day went to....

Dear paparazzi: please don't waste your precious time

Hilaria (who?) Baldwin wants paparazzi to let her get a manicure in peace. 
We have to agree that this seems like a gigantic waste of time for the cameramen. 
Who is going to actually buy these photos??
I mean, this is the second wife of Alec Baldwin, a sometime Extra correspondent, who puts out her own half naked 'selfie' type pics in pretzel type yoga poses on instagram. 
Put down your cameras, walk away...

Is this first class, or first ass? Poor passengers, someone call the FAA! 

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Britney Spears gets ready to party on Oscar night

Oscar host Ellen Degeneres without make up

Cover Girl really does work! 
photo credit: KM Press Group

Charlize Theron wins the red carpet war OSCARS 2014

"Nobody does it better, makes us feel sad, for the rest..." sing it Carly Simon...

Slater Trout and his 'wife' Ireland Baldwin call it quits

For future reference, maybe it's not a good idea to write 'wife of Slater Trout' on your twitter bio, just a suggestion. 
Oh, and notice that her 'promise ring' is gone now as well.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Gorgeous from the get go...

Cindy Crawford, we salute you

Tweet O' The Day: Faith Fox wins...again

No explanation necessary, but if you need to know what Faith is referring to, click HERE

Cute alert! Will plants a smooch on little sister Zoey

TLC's Little Couple has upped the cute factor with the addition of Zoey, 2, adopted from India last year. 
The new season starts on March 4...

Down to a science: It takes only 6 minutes for LeAnn Rimes to copy a Brandi Glanville tweet!

Brandi Glanville tweeted this on Saturday, March 1: 
And just six minutes later, LeAnn Rimes copied: 

It's a miracle! LeAnn Rimes gets up from death bed to do staged photo op

Nothing gets LeAnn Rimes off her death bed like a staged photo op with Big Head! 
Seems LeAnn went knocking at death's door and no one was home, oh well...

Just Jared

The Situation opens a tanning salon in New Jersey coincidence, reality TV cameras are capturing every moment of the new business venture by Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino of Jersey Shore fame.  

So, if you're DTF, and not a sloppopotamus, come on down! 

Dear Simon Cowell: Put your damn shirt ON!